January 19, 2010

snankes on a plane


today is tuesday, january 19, in the year of our lord, 2010.
the title of this post is a joke. i am pretty sure that it wasnt snakes on the plane that did this, but probably some sort of acid or a small fire. maybe one of those daemons from the twilight zone. but when matt and i arrived to the madrid airport at 1am and proceeded to collect out luggage, this is what we found at the baggage claim.


whats more, the legos box inside of matts bag had been shredded by some sort of vicious wild animal, singed by a flame thrower, and then finally dipped in a pool of cat urine. or so it appeared. and my legos were melted! MELTED. whatever kind of sadistic debauchery takes place in the luggage cabin of major airlines carriers, i do not care to know. no sir, i do not care to know.

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